Regional Jokes

Tamil Jokes:

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Come - palakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamani Rangarajan.

Gujju Jokes:

Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben (Elder sister).

Why did the visitor to the Gujju's home run away
when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said "he would serve snakes with tea".

What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro
STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.

Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on TV?
Be-watch
(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

Bengali Jokes:

An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.

Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage?
Bedding

A mad Bengali?
In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli

Sindhi Jokes:

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because air is free.

What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani.

A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja.

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani.

A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja.

A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani.

A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani.

A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani.

A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani.

A communist Sindhi?
Karl Lal-wani.

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani or Primlani.

A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani.

A forgetful Sindhi?
Bhulo Bhulchandani.

A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani

A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani.

A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani.

A Sindhi fly?
Makhija.

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
Thad-ani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
Mar-jani.

Malayalee Jokes:

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
Debo Nair.

Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
To join the trade union on the other side

Sardars

Que: - What is the height of stupidity?
Ans: - 2 sardarjis sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat



once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"


A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know proper English, he said
"Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"



Sardar1: - Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2: -Birla cement
Sardar1: -Kyun?
Sardar2: - Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain



Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has
two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It is for people who can't swim!



Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!



Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.



Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa
Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'



Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab break kya alag se
maroon??????????????????? '



Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter
with two men ahead of him. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was
handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my wife'
replied Banta Singh .

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