School Jokes

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could."



Teacher: "If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?"
Boy: "Seven!"
Teacher: "No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two
rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?"
Boy: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two
apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?"
Boy: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?"
Boy: "Seven!"
Teacher: "How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is
seven?"
Boy: "I've already got one rabbit at home now!"



Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"



"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."



The answer to the problem was "log(1+x)". A student copied the answer from
the student next to him, but didn't want to make it obvious that he was
cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to "timber(1+x)".

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