Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are..................(s….ds)
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: (i) no mind (ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer: ! Because even in day light men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Pass this on to women who need a laugh... and to men who can handle it!