Womens Day special Jokes(J4F)

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are..................(s….ds)

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?

Answer: Who cares?????.....

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

Answer: (i) no mind (ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Answer: ! Because even in day light men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?

Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to women who need a laugh... and to men who can handle it!

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