Joke

*Sardar lost his Cheque Book*

*Bank Manager : Be care ful any one can put your sign*

*Sardar: I am not a fool !!!! I have already signed all the cheques.*

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*American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.*

*Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.*

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*Where were you born ?*

*sardar : Punjab.*

*Boss : which part ?*

*sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.*

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*Sardar : What is the name of your car ?*

*Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.*

*Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti *

*hai.*

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*Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.*

*sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler*

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*Interviewer : When is your birthday.*

*Sardar : 13th Oct.*

*Interviewer : which year ?*

*sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.*

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*2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.*

*Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.*

*sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.*

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*Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one
before you die?*

*Patient : Yes. A good doctor.*

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*On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.*

*Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.*

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*Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
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*Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.*

*Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright

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