No trespassing without permission.
Hotel bedroom, Japan : Guests are requested not to smoke or do other
disgusting behaviours in bed.
Doctor's surgery, Rome : Specialist in women and other diseases.
Cocktail lounge , Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Hotel air conditioner instructions, Japan :
Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please
Zoo, Hungary :
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to
the guard on duty.
Restaurant, Nairobi :
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo :
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him
melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.
Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
Do not activate with wet hands.
No children allowed.
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
Restaurant menu, Switzerland :
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Temple , Bangkok :
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Hotel bedroom, Thailand :
Please do not bring solicitors into your room.
Hotel brochure, Italy :
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all
over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
Hotel bedroom, Japan :
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Hotel , Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
Hotel lobby, Bucharest :
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable.
Supermarket, Hong Kong :
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Hotel, Moscow (opposite Russian orthodox monastery):
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters
and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
Newspaper, East Africa :
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have
thrown in the bulk of their workers.
Black Forest , Germany :
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless
they are married with each other for this purpose.
Hotel, Zurich :
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used
Laundry, Rome :
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Hotel bedroom, Moscow :
If this is your first visit to the user, you are welcome to it.
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia :
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
Dentist's advertisement, Hong Kong :
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Airline, Copenhagen :
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
And finally on gate outside our society compound:
Warning: trace passers not allowed