Desi Teachers' English - Funny

In Class

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
Both of you three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the window.
Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About Family

I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground

All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :
You, rotate the ground four times
You, go and under-stand the tree

You three of you, stand together separately.
Why you are late - say YES or NO

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1.WAIT A MINUTE FOR FIVE MINUTES...
2. DADDY FOLLOW MY BEGINNING...
3. ALL CHILDRENS, STAND UP IN THE QUEUE...