Funny Rules

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the nonsmoker

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you
hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't
have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for Engg. Students
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors
until another person is fired or quits.

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