Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train..
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt u exchange?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they came in a big group of 19,
they replied that the film is only for above 18+...............
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him.
He said "SMILE PLEASE"...........
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself
the boy my kid& ......
the girl my kidney....
One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following me.
Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar: why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: why??
Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.. Man says "Chin Yu Yan"
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"*
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked: what you are doing?
He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.