Motto

If you are Living in United States!

Do YOU Know Your State Motto?

Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity



Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!



Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat



Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything



California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda



Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother



Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet



Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water



Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids



Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism



Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave
Your Money)



Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Are Real Good



Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"



Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free



Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn



Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States



Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names



Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign



Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster



Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It



Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)



Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians



Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes



Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State



Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work



Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little
Else



Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest



Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!



New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone



New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!



New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets



New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an
Attorney



North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable



North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!



Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan



Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing



Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...



Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal



Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island



South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender



South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota



Tennessee: The Educashun State



Texas: Is Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)



Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



Vermont: Yep



Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?



Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!



Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?



West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!



Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese



Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared

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