Murder of English

See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English
language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me oneweek leave."


· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


· Another gem from CDAC. Leaveletter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my motherinlaw has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."


· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 oclock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"


· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare oneday holiday."


· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today"


· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".


· Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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