Sardarji Jokes 4 all

Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train..
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt u exchange?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he
went to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN
CAPITAL ".

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u
know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they came in a big group
of 19, they replied that the film is only for above 18+..

A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to
what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote :
Yes!

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm
sardar,she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm
unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone
number?

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.

Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after
deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH!"

Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Sardar
said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.

Why can't sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency? Becoz, they
can't find the eleven on the phone.

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll you divide, you've 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply
next year.

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving....

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
sardars

have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.. Man says "Chin Yu Yan"
and dies. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "you're standing on the oxygen tube!!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while
sleeping.

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why
he did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "to start from
the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also
about its beginning.

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