Professors of different subjects define the same word different ways.:
Prof. of Algebra:
kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of
Prof. of Chemistry:
kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles
in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the
Prof. of Statistics:
kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital
statistics of 36-24-36
Prof. of Philosophy:
kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth
and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more
common than proper;
it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all
Prof. of Engineering:
What is a kiss?