Stress Reliever : Humour Special

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour !
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.

Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife ?
A - One woman brings you into this world crying...& the other ensures you
continue to do so.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it! He wants to scare his parents."

Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me -- my pretty
face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humour."

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