Biggest Corporate Lies : Management Jokes

The program's fully tested and bugfree.
We're working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.

As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
The new machines on order.

We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
People are our greatest resource.
We say 'let the marketplace decide'.


We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
The boss is just one of the guys.
Staying small is a conscious decision.

Immediate delivery?...No problem.
We treat every customer as if they were our most important

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