N Reasons Computers Must Be Female

Top 10 reasons computers must be male

10 They have a lot of data but are still clueless
9 A better model is always just around the corner
8 They look nice and shiny until you bring them home
7 It is always necessary to have a backup
6 They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
5 The best part of having either one is the games you can play
4 In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on
3 The lights are on but nobody's home
2 Big power surges knock them out for the night
1 Size does matter

Top 10 reasons compilers must be female

10 Picky, picky, picky.
9 They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8 Beauty is only shell deep
7 When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"
6 Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed
5 Always turning simple statements into big productions
4 Smalltalk is important
3 You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong
2 They make you take the garbage out.
1 Miss a period and they go wild

5 reasons computers must be female...

5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Trusted Vs UnTrusted Authentication in SQL Server

Windows Authentication is trusted because the username and password are checked with the Active Directory.

SQL Server authentication is untrusted, since SQL Server is the only verifier participating in the transaction.

Connection Pooling in ADO.NET

Connection pooling enables an application to use a connection from a pool of connections that do not need to be re-established for each use.

Once a connection has been created and placed in a connection pool, an application can reuse that connection without performing the complete connection creation process.

How to Convert C# to VB.NET vice versa?

Just try to ping the following links.

Paste your code in C# and get VB.NET code vice versa.

Ping the following :



Debugging Classic ASP pages in Visual Studio 2008

Simply do the following Sequence

Then you can debug thereafter by attaching dllhost.exe process.

Debug >> Attach Process >> Select dllhost.exe (with Script and T-SQL code types selected)

7 ways to identify a liar

1. Consider the person's recall: Liars never forget what they have to say but they may stumble when telling a tale by making contradicting statements. They're also eager to change the subject.

2. Observe the person's overall body language: Liars can look ill at ease, fiddling with their hair, stroking their throat, or rubbing their eyes. With their body often turned away from you, you may notice hand or leg fidgeting. Liars also have trouble swallowing and may shake their heads after a point has been made. When the subject finally gets changed, they appear happier and more comfortable, maybe laughing nervously.

3.Take notice of any defensiveness: Liars will often take offence to any indication that they're under suspicion. They're likely to throw any accusations you throw at them back at you. They will also talk too much, feeling the need to over-explain themselves

4. Home in on facial expressions: Liars fail to control their micro-expressions. While fibbing, you may notice nervous twitching. Their hand may be covering or touching their face. People also tend to touch the mouth when feeling guilty or anxious. They're particularly good with fake smiles.

5. Don't overlook the Pinocchio reaction: When a human tells a lie, extra blood gets pumped through the body and the nose swells by a fraction of millimeter. Liars may subsequently touch the tip of their nose unconsciously.

6. Concentrate on the eyes: A liar has a troubled brow and downcast or darting eyes. They have trouble directly engaging your gaze. They also give you eye-accessing clues. If the person is telling you the truth, he'll look up and to the left since that's the side of the brain we use for recalling information. If she's lying, she'll look up and to the right, which is the creative side of the brain, because she's mentally constructing something that hasn't happened.

7. Note the person's voice: The higher the stakes are, the more the liar has a fear of getting caught. With this, the liar has a harder time controlling his body language or her voice. The pitch or rate of the speech may change, with the individual giving a lot of "umms" and "ahhs." Often, a liar will appear stilted and monotone.

13 Killer Excel Shortcuts

=> Apply the outline border to the selected cells. [ Ctrl-Shift-& ]
=> Apply the Date format with the day, month, and year.[ Ctrl-Shift-# ]
=> Apply the Time format with the hour and minute, and AM or PM. [ Ctrl-Shift-@ ]
=> Enter the current time. [ Ctrl-Shift-: ]
=> Enter the current date. [ Ctrl-; ]
=> Hide the selected rows. [ Ctrl-9 ]
=> Hide the selected columns. [ Ctrl-0 ]
=> Alternate between displaying cell values and displaying formulas in the worksheet. [ Ctrl-` ]
=> Display the Find and Replace dialog box, with the Replace tab selected. [ Ctrl-H ]
=> Display the Insert Hyperlink dialog box for new hyperlink. [ Ctrl-K ]
=> Display the Print Preview window. [ Ctrl-F2 ]
=> Switch to the next workbook window. [ Ctrl-F6 ]
=> Display the Macro dialog box to create, run, edit, or delete a macro. [ Alt-F8 ]

Single Click Shutdown in Windows XP

Did you know that in Windows XP you can shut down your computer from the (eventually DOS prompt) command line box? Moreover, you can do this by clicking your mouse only once.

All you need to do is... right-click on an empty Desktop spot -> select New -> Shortcut -> type shutdown followed by a space, and then enter one or more of the parameters listed below -> click Next -> type a suggestive name for your new shortcut -> finally, click Finish.

This is the Shutdown.exe (located in %systemroot%\System32, usually C:\Windows\System32) syntax:

shutdown [-i|-l|-s|-r|-a] [-f] [-m \\computername] [-t xx] [-c "Text"] [-d[p]:xx:yy]>

Valid command line switches:

-a = Abort system shutdown in progress ONLY IF the -t xx timeout option was already set to ANY value other than 0. ALL switches except -l and -m are ignored during abort.

-c "Text" = Text comment (case insensitive) to be displayed in the Message area of the System Shutdown window. MUST be enclosed between quotes. Maximum allowed 127 ASCII characters.

-d [p]:xx:yy = Reason code for shutdown:
u = User code.
p = Planned shutdown code.
xx = Major reason code. Positive integer number less than 256.
yy = Minor reason code. Positive integer number less than 65536.

-f = Force running applications to close without warning.

-i = Display the shutdown interface (GUI). MUST be the first option!

-l = Log off the current user of the local computer (default action). Can NOT be used with the -m option unless the current user has Sysadmin rights, in which case the -m switch takes precedence.
-m \\computername = Remote/network computer name (most always case sensitive) to log off/restart/shut down. Current user MUST have Sysadmin rights to be allowed to use this switch!

-s = Shut down the local computer.

-r = Shut down and restart (reboot) the local computer.

-t xx = Set shutdown timer to timeout for xx seconds. IF NOT specified defaults to 20 seconds. Allowed values between 0 and 99 seconds. The -a switch is the ONLY one that CAN be used during the timeout period.

The dash (-) in front of these switches can be replaced by a forward slash (/).

Spaces are NOT required to separate the shutdown command from ANY following switches, but ARE required to separate ANY switch from its following parameter(s), if any.
For example:

shutdown -s -c "Shutting down!" -t 3

tells your computer to shutdown after waiting for 3 seconds while the System Shutdown window will display text above in the Message area.

Optional: after you're done creating your customized shortcut for shutdown -> right-click on it -> select Properties -> enter your desired key "combo" in the Shortcut Key box (e.g. Ctrl + Alt + End) -> click OK/Apply.
From now on just left-click on your shutdown shortcut or hit that key combination to turn off/restart/log off your computer.

Leave laugh only letters

An employee applied for leave as follows:

‘Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me oneweek leave.’

From an employee who was performing the ‘mundan’ ceremony of his son:

‘as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..’

Leaveletter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:

‘as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave..’

motherinlaw expired

‘As my motherinlaw has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.’

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

‘Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 oclock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave’

An incident of a leave letter:

‘I am suffering from fever , please declare oneday holiday.’

A leave letter to the headmaster:

‘As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today’

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

‘As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.’

Covering note:

‘I am enclosed herewith…’

Another one:

‘Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below…’

Actual letter written for application of leave:

‘My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave’.

Letter writing:

‘I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.’

A candidate’s job application:

‘This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

New Alphabet

A no longer is for Apple or B for Ball....this alphabet with probably make
more sense .....enjoy

New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.


A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know

W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

*A Thingos Presentation Whimsical & Wacky Wits - Compiled and/or Created,
Captioned, Written for your personal enjoyment by Pat - Compilation
Copyright wacky
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and
I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

Why do we shout in anger?

This one is a lovely mail and you should read it….. A good one too……..I am
sure you will like it.

A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout
at each other when they are upset?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm,
we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the
saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do
you shout at a person when you're angry?'

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts
distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear
each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to
hear each other through that great distance.'

Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't
shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very
close. The distance between them is very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens?
They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in
their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other
and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say
words that distance each other

Regular Health Mistakes

All of us make little health mistakes that cause damage to our bodies in the
long run - simply because we are unaware we are doing something wrong. Here
are some of the most common mistakes made by many of us.

Crossing our legs

Do you cross your legs at your knees when sitting? Although we may believe
that this is the lady-like elegant way to sit, sitting this way cuts down
circulation to your legs. If you don"t want varicose veins to mar the beauty
of your legs and compromise your health, uncross your legs every time you
realise you have one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to
simply place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight equally.
If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing your legs, simply
move both legs together to one side. As an alternative, you could also
consider crossing your legs loosely at the ankles. This is a classically
elegant way to sit, and is far better for your legs and your health than
sitting with your legs crossed at your knees.

Not changing our toothbrush

How often do you change your toothbrush? Most of us wait until most of the
bristles have either fallen off, or are in such bad shape that we"d be
embarrassed to pull out our brush in public. However, since not many of us
need to pull out our brush in public, we carry on with our frayed one until
we lose it. Replace your toothbrush often. Damaged bristles can harm the
enamel, and don"t massage your gums well. If you find brushing your teeth a
pain like I do, but know you must do it, you might as well be doing it
right. Imagine going through the annoyance of brushing your teeth twice a
day only to find out that you"re damaging your enamel every time you clean
your teeth. Also, use a brush with soft bristles unless your dentist has
advised otherwise.

Eating out often
There are oils that are high in cholesterol, and oils that cause little
harm and are better for your heart. However, no matter how light the oil is,
it is never a good idea to eat too much of it. Avoid fried foods.Remember
that in all probability your favourite Indian food restaurant throws a huge,
HUGE chunk of butter in a tiny bowl of dal. Rita, who worked in the kitchen
of a 5 star hotel, was shocked when she saw the cook chop a 500gm butter
slab in half, and throw half into a Paneer Makhani dish. No wonder the
customers left licking their fingers. And no wonder they felt so stuffed and
heavy afterwards. Limit outdoor eating unless you know that you"re getting
served light and healthy food.

Skipping breakfast
Never, ever skip breakfast. Remember, when you wake up in the morning it"s
been around 10-12 hours since your last meal. Your body needs food now, more
than at any other time. Eat a heavy breakfast. You will then be busy through
the day, and the calories will get expended quickly. If you are trying to
diet, eat a light dinner. Here are some more common health mistakes we make.
Being informed and making a few changes can help make us feel a whole lot

High heels
High heels sure look great, but they're murder for your back. This however
doesn't mean you should steer clear of stilettos. Wear them, but not when
you know you will be walking around a lot. Wear them when going out for
lunch or dinner - when the only walking you will be doing is to your car, to
the table, and back. Avoid high heels when you are going somewhere on foot.
If you are constantly tempted to wear your heels, take a good look at your
flats. Is there something about them you dislike? Invest in a new pair of
beautiful flats or shoes with a low heel. Buy something you love, that you
will enjoy wearing. If possible, get a matching bag. You will then enjoy
your flats as much as you do your heels.

Sleeping on a soft bed
You don't have to sleep on the floor be kind to your back, but do make sure
you have a firm mattress. Although a mattress on springs is soft and lovely
to sink into, it's bad for your back. If you already have an old bed with
springs, you don't need to invest in a new one - simply get a thick wooden
plank put over the springs, and place the mattress on the plank. Similarly,
if your mattress is old and lumpy, throw it out and get a new one. Your neck
and your back will thank you. The same rule applies to sofas. If you will be
spending hours on a sofa, get a firm yet comfortable one. Sofas you
completely sink into are not the best idea.


No matter how comfortable sleeping with ten cushions is, have pity on your
neck and resist. Sleep with one pillow, and make sure it is not too thick.
If your pillow gets lumpy, discard it and go for a new one. Get a thin
pillow if you sleep on your stomach, and something a little thicker if you
sleep on your back, to give your neck adequate support

Not exercising
So all of us know we should exercise more, but many of us don't. This is a
health mistake we consciously make! And why is that? Simply because we
refuse to admit the damage we are causing to our bodies by not working out.
A number of people only start working out once they've experienced a warning
signal. Don't wait for a heart attack to strike before you decide to opt for
a lifestyle change. Make the change now. You don't need to train for the
marathon to be in top shape. Half an hour of brisk walking three to four
times a week will make a world of difference to your health. You could then
increase this to forty minutes, four times a week - and you're all set. If
you haven't exercised for a week, you're making a mistake

you're all set. If you haven't exercised for a week, you're making a

Non-Clustered Index in SQL server

A non-clustered index is merely a pointer to the row containing data.

It corresponds to the index of a textbook: You find the keyword and then go to the specified page.

Non-clustered indexes do not affect the order of the rows in the table.

When you make a request for a particular column, SQL Server searches through the index, finds the actual records and goes directly there.

This is not as efficient as searching with a clustered index but is still far superior to looking through the table record by record in search of a value.

A non-clustered index is especially helpful when the query is searching for an exact value.

You can create multiple non-clustered indexes for different columns or combinations
of columns and use them in different queries.

Awesome Anagrams

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Longest English Words

1. The longest word in standard English dictionaries is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis at 45 letters long.

2. The longest English word that does not contain the letter 'e' is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters.

3. Cabbaged and fabaceae, each 8 letters long, are the longest words that can be played on a musical instrument.

4. Aegilops, 8 letters long, is the longest word with its letters arranged in alphabetical order.

5. Spoonfed, 9 letters long, is the longest word with its letters arranged in reverse alphabetical order.

6. CIMICIC and CIMICID, each 7 letters long, are the longest words that are exclusively made up of Roman numerals when written in upper case. Among words consisting of only Roman numeral letters, the "highest scoring" are MIMIC (2,102) and IMMIX (2,012).

7. Overnumerousnesses, 18 letters long, is the longest word that consists of only letters that lack ascenders, descenders and dots in lower case.

8. Lighttight and hillypilly, each 10 letters long, are the longest words consisting only of letters with ascenders, descenders and dots in lower case.

9. Tittifill, 9 letters long, is the longest word consisting only of letters with ascenders or dots in lower case.

10. Honorificabilitudinitatibus, 27 letters long, is the longest word consisting strictly of alternating consonants and vowels.

11. Dermatoglyphics, misconjugatedly and uncopyrightable , each 15 letters long, are the longest words in which no letter appears more than once.

12. Unprosperousness, 16 letters long, is the longest word in which each letter occurs at least twice.

13. Esophagographers, 16 letter long, is the longest word in which each of its letters occurs twice.

14. Discrete - discreet is the longest homophonic anagram (2 similarly pronounced words that are spelled differently but sound the same and are composed of the same letters).

15. Redivider is the longest common palindromic word ( a word reading the same backwards and forwards).

16. The longest words that are reverse images of each other are stressed and desserts .

Limitations of Recursive CTEs

There can be more than one anchor member and there can be more than one recursive member.

All anchor members must be positioned before recursive members.

You can link anchor members using the Union All, Union, Intersect, or Except set operators.

The recursive members must be linked using the Union All operator.

A set of anchor members must be linked with a set of recursive members using the Union All operator.

The number and data type of the columns in all query definition members must match.

A recursive member must have one (and only one) reference to its CTE.

Recursive members cannot contain Select Distinct, Group By, Having, scalar aggregations, Top, subqueries, or hints on CTE references.

Only Inner Join is allowed to link tables and CTEs inside a recursive member.

Limitations of Nonrecursive CTEs

Query definitions in a CTE cannot contain these clauses: Compute, Compute By, Into, For Xml, For Browse, or an Option clause with query hints.

Query definitions in a CTE can contain an Order By clause only if it contains a Top clause.

Query definitions in a CTE cannot contain query hints that will contradict hints in the query.

If there are multiple query definitions in a CTE, they must be linked using one of the following set operators: Union All, Union, Intersect, or Except.

You can define multiple CTEs one after the other (by putting With clauses one after the other), but you cannot nest With clauses (that is, a query definition cannot contain a With clause).

A CTE can reference only itself or a previously defined CTE, not CTEs that are defined later.

Advantages of SQL Profiler

SQL Profiler

SQL Profiler allows you to monitor and capture events on an instance of SQL Server. You can configure it to capture all events or just a subset that you need to monitor. It lets you do the following:

Capture Transact-SQL statements that are causing errors.

Debug individual stored procedures or Transact-SQL statements.

Monitor system performance.

Collect the complete Transact-SQL load of a production system and replay it in your test environment.

SQL Profiler can collect external events initiated by end users (such as batch starts or login attempts), as well as internal events initiated by the system (such as individual Transact-SQL statements from within a stored procedure, table or index scans, objects locks, and transactions).

Most Common Uses of SSIS

Most Common Uses of SQL Server Integration Services

Merging data from heterogeneous data stores SSIS can be used to take data from different systems, extract the data, and then merge the data into a consistent source.

Populating data warehouses and data marts With SSIS, updates of large amounts of data can be performed frequently.

Cleaning and standardizing data With SSIS, abbreviations and data structures (names and addresses) can be processed to agree with corporate conventions.

Building business intelligence into data transformation SSIS can be used for data summarization, conversion, or distribution based on data values.

Automating Data Transfers Rarely are data transfer processes a one-time thing. SSIS packages can be stored and executed when needed. They can also be scheduled using SQL Server Agent jobs.

What's New in SQL Server Maintenance in SQL Server 2005?

Database snapshots Snapshots provide a way to revert to a point of consistency. A database snapshot records the current state of the data at the point when the snapshot is created. Any later active transactions are not included. You can later revert the database to the state it was in at the time of the snapshot.

Partial database restores Users can access databases when a partial restore is performed. Partial restores can occur against the database at the file or page level, while allowing users access to any unaffected files and pages. Users cannot access the part of the database being restored until it is recovered.

The CONTINUE_AFTER_ERROR option In SQL Server 2005, you can now continue the backup and restore operations after a failure. This option allows the process to continue even if it receives an error. If multiple problems exist, the administrator can assess the scope and then resolve the problem.

Fast recovery SQL Server 2005 Enterprise Edition allows fast recovery during crash recovery and mirroring failover. The data becomes available during the undo phase, with partial availability during restore operations, database page checksums, and backup media mirroring. The other editions of SQL Server 2005 do not let users access the database until recovery completes.

The RESTORE VERIFYONLY and BACKUP VERIFYONLY options If the TORN_PAGE_DETECTION or CHECKSUM database options are set, the VERIFYONLY option allows the integrity of data pages to be validated during backup and restore operations.

Mirrored backup sets You can perform backups to mirrored sets to reduce the impact of the possible loss or corruption of one of the backups. If a backup device fails, a backup mirror can be used to restore the database.

Words Wihtout Vowels

2 Letter words without Vowel


3 Letter words without Vowel

4 Letter words without VowelBRRR

5 Letter words without VowelBYRLS

6 Letter words with no vowelsCRWTHS

7 Letter words with no vowels

How to Start Visual Studio from Run Dialog?

As with starting any application, part of the time it takes to start Visual Studio is spent hunting for it in your Start menu.

Many developers find it much easier to simply open the Run dialog and enter the name of the application executable.

To do this with Visual Studio, all you need to do is open the Run dialog (Windows Key-R or Start Programs Run), then type DEVENV and press Enter.

This is by far the fastest way to get the application up and running. There is also a switch for devenv called /nosplash, which will suppress the splash page for Visual Studio.

So, you can type devenv /nosplash into the Run dialog (or the command prompt) to have Visual Studio start up without the splash page.

Boxing in dotnet

Boxing is an implicit conversion of a value type such as int, bool or byte, to the type object or to any interface type implemented by this value type.

Boxing a value type allocates an object on the stack that
contains a reference to the value type contained on the heap.

How to get old customized Adsense Code?

Now All our friends are using Adsense code in our blogs. But still we can use Old code. Is it thrilling?

How can we get Old Adsense code?

Please visit http://oldadsensecode.com/

Give Your adsense publisher ID in Ad Client TextBox.

Click on Generate Button.. Immediately You can get Old Code for Adsense.

WSDL, UDDI - Intro

What is UDDI?

UDDI is a platform-independent framework for describing services, discovering businesses, and integrating business services by using the Internet.

° UDDI stands for Universal Description, Discovery and Integration
° UDDI is a directory for storing information about web services
° UDDI is a directory of web service interfaces described by WSDL
° UDDI communicates via SOAP
° UDDI is built into the Microsoft .NET platform
Universal Description, Discovery and Integration (UDDI) is a directory service where businesses can register and search for Web services.

WSDL is an XML-based language for describing Web services and how to access them.

What is WSDL?
° WSDL stands for Web Services Description Language
° WSDL is written in XML
° WSDL is an XML document
° WSDL is used to describe Web services
° WSDL is also used to locate Web services
° WSDL is a W3C recommendation

Thanks to : http://www.w3schools.com

Do you want to learn Basic Chinese?

If you want to read Chinese fluently, you'll need to know about three thousand characters. What's more, you'll probably want to know how to write them, and not just type them. Chinese is too beautiful to become a keyboard-only language.

The service is completely free, and is useful for those who want to learn basic Chinese.


How to Test your English knowledge?

Do you want to test your English knowledge?

Here is the solution, Just click the following Link and Enjoy.


Funny Work Quotes

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
Slappy White

I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
Robert Paul

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

Speedfan - Freeware Application

A Program that measures the temperature of different devices of your pc, including microprocessor.

If you need a tool that can change your computer's fan speeds, read the temperatures of your motherboard and your hard disk, read voltages and fan speeds and check the status of your hard disk using S.M.A.R.T. or SCSI attributes, then you came to the right place. SpeedFan is the software to go.

It is fully configurable and you can create custom events to handle every situation in an automated way. SpeedFan works under Windows 9x, ME, NT, 2000, 2003, XP and Vista.

SpeedFan works fine on Vista 64 bit too. The relevant driver is now signed with my digital certificate. And this all costs you absolutely nothing!


SIW - System Information for Windows

SIW is an advanced System Information for Windows tool that gathers detailed information about your system properties and settings and displays it in an extremely comprehensible manner.

The system information is divided into few major categories:

Software Inventory
Hardware Inventory
Network Information
Miscellaneous Tools
Network Tools
Real-time monitors

SIW is a standalone utility that does not require installation (Portable Freeware) - one less installed program on your PC as well the fact that you can run the program directly from an USB flash drive, from a floppy, from a network drive or from a domain login script.

A tester of hardware that helps us to identify all devices on a computer.Ideal for installing drivers when you do not know what to install.


Windows 7 Beta Shortcut Keys

Win+Up Maximize
Win+Down Restore / Minimize
Win+Left Snap to left
Win+Right Snap to right
Win+Shift+Left Jump to left monitor
Win+Shift+Right Jump to right monitor
Win+Home Minimize / Restore all other windows
Win+T Focus the first taskbar entry

Pressing again will cycle through them, you can can arrow around.
Win+Shift+T cycles backwards.
Win+Space Peek at the desktop
Win+G Bring gadgets to the top of the Z-order
Win+P External display options (mirror, extend desktop, etc)
Win+X Mobility Center (same as Vista, but still handy!)

(# = a number key) Launches a new instance of the application in the Nth slot on the taskbar.
Example: Win+1 launches first pinned app, Win+2 launches second, etc.
Win + +
Win + -
(plus or minus key) Zoom in or out.

Alt+P Show/hide Preview Pane

Shift + Click on icon Open a new instance
Middle click on icon Open a new instance
Ctrl + Shift + Click on icon Open a new instance with Admin privileges

Shift + Right-click on icon Show window menu (Restore / Minimize / Move / etc)
Note: Normally you can just right-click on the window thumbnail to get this menu
Shift + Right-click on grouped icon Menu with Restore All / Minimize All / Close All, etc.
Ctrl + Click on grouped icon Cycle between the windows (or tabs) in the group

Windows Seven Preview

Windows 7 Features, Screenshots, Demo