Leave laugh only letters

An employee applied for leave as follows:

‘Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me oneweek leave.’

From an employee who was performing the ‘mundan’ ceremony of his son:

‘as I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..’



Leaveletter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:

‘as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week’s leave..’


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‘As my motherinlaw has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.’


Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

‘Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 oclock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave’



An incident of a leave letter:

‘I am suffering from fever , please declare oneday holiday.’



A leave letter to the headmaster:

‘As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today’



Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

‘As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.’



Covering note:

‘I am enclosed herewith…’



Another one:

‘Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below…’



Actual letter written for application of leave:

‘My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave’.


Letter writing:

‘I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.’



A candidate’s job application:

‘This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

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