Bumper Stickers

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides

Don't come knocking if the car is rocking

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain

All men are Idiots, and I married their King

DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film facility.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

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