I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
"What did one ghost say to another?" " Do you believe in people?"
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
There are three kinds of Poeple in this world, those that can count and those that cant
This is worse than a divorce!! I've lost half my wealth and I still have a wife!
How did the overeater die? - He had a Fart Attack!!
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
There was once an absent minded professor who used to Kiss the door and the slam the wife...
Tim:I got married because I was tired of cooking ,cleaning home and washing clothes. Lack:Amazing!!!! I got divorce for the same reason!!!!;)