How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Give me a green one, please."