A Sardar Story

A Sardar Story

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it. Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!
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Sardar in Interview

Interviewer tell me opposite of
good
sardar bad

Int: come
sdr: go

Int:ugly
sdr:pichli

Int:ugly?
sdr: pichli

Int: shitup
sdr: keep talking

Int: get out
sdr: come in

Int : Oh my God
sdr : Oh my devil

Int : u r rejected
sdr : I m selected

Int : !!!!
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Sardar as Army Major

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !..
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Sardar in Exam Room

In a maths Exam every one was writing but one sardar was continuously Dancing!!

Why?

Because someone told him that there is marks for every step....

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