What a funny C++ and Java Code - Must see

First one is C++ Code

#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%" ,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;

while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
}


Here is the Java Code

class Srilankan_Bachelor_ female_professio nal
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
}

class Married_female_ Software_ Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}

class Female_Engaged_ software_ professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_ work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
}

class Srilankan_Newly_ Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
}

class Srilankan_husband_ wife_software_ professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_ company;
void love_life();
char money_minded;
}

Thanks to : skylinelk