How to get embedded flash games / flash files?

Do you want to download embedded Flash files in a web page?

We are seeing more flash based web pages in internet these days.

In this days lots of flash based free games are available in internet.

For IE users:
1) Please do open the web page which consists flash resource.
2) Click on Tools - Internet Options - General Tab. Choose Browsing History's Settings Button
3) Click on View Files. There you can see all the files. Look for .swf files
4) Do copy-paste the necessary files to proper location.

For Firefox users:

1) Please do open the web page which consists flash resource.
2) Click on Tools - Page Info - Media Tab
3) You can see more files in Address area. Just scroll down to see your desired .swf file
4) Click on it. You can see the preview of that flash.
5) Click on Save As button and give the path to save.

Google Chrome 3.0 Released

Google Chrome 3.0 - Latest Release

Google is the ultimate search engine in the internet world. It released Google Chrome 3.0 now. It is available for free download now. G-Mail came before 5 years, But still it is in Beta - The engineers in Google are still working on Gmail to improve, enhance it. They are releasing so many new features in Gmail.

Even Microsoft is the competitor to Google, they are showing their advertisements in Google's adsense. I searched for office 2007 in google search engine. It is showing Microsoft's advertisement.

Please see the proof below :

Like that Google is still supporting for Firefox, after releasing its own Browser Google Chrome. Just check it here :

Please see the proof below:

Google Chrome 3.0 has many unique features. It Auto correcting misspelled words is one of the new feature. They fixed many issues in this current release.

Download Google Chrome 3.0 from here :

Make PC-to-PC Calls free - Gizmo5

Now you can make calls anywhere without downloading and still save big on your phone bill!

PC-to-PC - Call free always serves free PC-to-PC call service.
It is always free for PC-to-PC only.

  • We can use it anywhere.
  • We do not need to install any specific application for accessing's services.
  • We can call directly using any browser.
  • No need to pay monthly fees.
  • Low Rates to Landlines and Mobile.
  • Create a Gizmo5 account and automatically receive $0.10 in Call Out credit!

Do you want to Call for free, IM, and share files using Gizmo5?
Please download Win Gizmo Installer from here :

How to Rename Multiples files in a single click?

We people are downloading lots of files in the internet.
But the downloaded files's names are not in proper format.
For example, Yesterday I downloaded a page with full of images based on Adventures.
But all the file names in that page are not related to Adventures.
They named each file in different format like a23fsd23.jpg.

I felt that names are meaningless - not related to Adventures.
I planned to rename multiple files in single click.
I found File Renamer Basic tool.
We can change the file names for multiple files in a single click using this amazing tool.

We can customize the name format using this tool.

Just try to download it from here :

Restart Remote PC using Twitter

How to Shutdown a Remote PC using Twitter?

TweetMyPC is a cool application used to shutdown / restart/ logoff a Remote PC using Twitter.

You need to download TweetMyPC application from here.

Create a new Twitter account in

This account is specifically for your PC.

Install TweetMyPC application in your targeted PC to be shutdown without human intervention.

Run the application and give User name and password (That is PC's Twitter account).
Enable the check box : Start Automatically with Windows.

No need to modify any configuration in your machine as well as browser.

Now for testing purpose login into using PC's Twitter account just before you created.

Try to update a message with any of the following commands: Shutdown or Restart or Logoff

Immediately the TweetMyPC application installed on the Target PC recognize your command and it will do the necessary action.

Download Location :

Microsoft Bing - New Decision Engine

Microsoft Bing is the New Decision Engine - search engine - from Microsoft.

It is the upcoming product.It is going to be live in next week. It may be the competitor to Google.

Microsoft promises about Bing “world does not need another search engine. it needs a decision engine".

If Bing can help people search what they are expecting for faster, it will put more pressure for Google.

The official web site for Bing is :

Do you want to know more about Bing - Please watch the videos below.

Do you want to play Musical instruments in your PC?

How to Play Musical Instruments in your PC?

It is possible by set of flash applications developed by buttonbeats.
You can play the instruments online as well as offline.

Just go here : Here you can play, hear, see music.

You can embed the script code given by buttonbeats in your blog or web site.

Hi, Wear your headset and play the violin, keyboard, drums in this page.
It is really cool.

Check User Name Availability

Check your user name availability in 100+ social networking sites.

How to check your user name is available or not?

We are surfing many new web sites day by day.

We are registering our name as member name / user name in many sites.

But if any one already registered our name in that site, what will we do?

We are trying with new name as our user name.

There are many different Web sites to check our user name availability around 100+ social networking sites.

It will check all 100+ sites and display the results of user name availability in Red and Green colors.

Here is the web site list :

Fun with BSOD

Mostly all of us aware of BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) Error Messages
in our Windows based PCs.

In Windows XP, we can see this Blue Screen Error Messages many times.

I found one cool website to do creating our own (false) error messages.

We can adjust Fonts, Text, Alignment for that user defined Error message.

Here is the Web site link :

Split and Merge PDF Documents

Do you want to split single PDF file into number of separate parts?

Feel free to use PdfMerge Application to split a PDF document.

Do you want to join more than one PDF files into a single PDF file? (This operation is called Merging)

Please download the PdfMerge Application to do both operations for you.

How to Share my Desktop with my friends?

LogMeIn is the Remote Desktop Sharing Tool. If two persons are using LogMeIn in their Computers, they are able to share their Desktops. You can operate others remote desktop, access others files, drives vice versa. It is free for non commercial use.

It uses great encryption algorithm to provide wonderful security against threats. No need to modify Firewall, Router configuration to use this application.

Please click here to download it :

Extract Files from all type of Archive

We have many number of file compression tools to do compressing files. ARJ, ZIP, RAR are the file extensions for compressed files.

Did you try to open .RAR file using Winzip?
It will not support - because of incompatibility issues.
Winzip is against RAR archiver.

How to extract files from any kind of archive?
Is there any free tool to help us?
Here is the solution. Please use Universal Extract.

Universal Extractor is a program do to exactly what it says: extract files from any type of archive, whether it's a simple zip file, an installation program, or even a Windows Installer (.MSI) package. This is still a work in progress , but so far it's proven quite useful.

Click Here to get it :

Creating animated GIF online

How can I create my own GIF file?

We see many animated banners in different kind of web sites.

GIF files are created by merging multiple JPG files.

There are many freeware applications to create GIF files.

But We need to download and install that application. website provides free service to create our own GIF files online.

We need to upload our photos there.
We can customize the size and speed for GIF.
It supports Flicr, Youtube, Picasa.

Have you heard about Offline Web browser?

You can download the entire web site with all internal links, videos, pictures, audio everthing using a WebReaper - Offline Browser.

It is entirely free of cost.

You need to enter the URL of your desired site to be downloaded and hit the Go Button.

WebReaper will do everything for you.

After finishing the download, you can view the pages without connecting to the internet.

You may customize the filter options to filter unwanted file extensions using this application.

You may copy the downloaded web site content into USB - hand held devices.

Online Video and Photo Editors for you

Jaycut - Online Video Editor

Do you want to Edit your videos without downloading any applications from internet?

Here is the solution. web site provides the free service for you. Upload your video clippings to and make necessary video editing over there.

It is very easy to use this web application. You do not need to install any 3rd party components in your PC to do this.
  • Merge more than one video
  • Split a single video into multiple parts
  • Remove unnecessary scenes
Adding video titling is easy in this web site.

You must have broadband internet connection to access this site.

After finishing your editing job, you are able to download the video to PC, iPOD or embed the video to your blog / web site. provides wonderful photo editing service to us.

We can edit our photos using this site after uploading our photos there. We do not need to install any 3rd party components in our system. It is very easy to use this site.

We can enhance, add special effects for our photos. We can decorate photo title using classic collection of fonts there.

We can able to connect with Myspace, Flickr, facebook, Photobucket, Picasa, Webshots, Webs.

Special Features:
  • Fix your photos in just one click
  • Use advanced controls to fine-tune your results
  • Crop, resize, and rotate in real-time
  • Tons of special effects, from artsy to fun
  • Astoundingly fast, right in your browser
  • Awesome fonts and top-quality type tool
  • Basketfuls of shapes from hand-picked designers
  • Works on Mac, Windows, and Linux
  • No download required, nothing to install

5 Free Tools for Skype Conversation Recording

Skype is very very essential Application in this VoIP days. 

It uses VoIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) Technology.

It connects two different persons in different places of the world. 

You can freely use Skype. 

But this Skype Application does not have Conversation Recording facility. 

But we can record Skype voice using different freeware tools.

Here I am listing 5 different freeware tools to record Skype conversations.

All the applications are doing the same operations - recording voice call. 

All applications have a RED button to record. And they have Pause, Stop buttons too.

You can record Skype based voice conversation into MP3 format.

Here is the download links:

Do you really want to improve your Typing Speed?

How to Improve my Typewriting Skill?

It is very easy to type in computer keyboard than traditional typewriter.

But only few people know the rules of Typewriting.

Others are randomly picking a key on their keyboard.

There is nothing wrong in it.

Because they practiced like this.

One of my friend who is having 12+ years of experience in Information technology field.

He also doesn't know Rules of Typewriting.

But he is typing rapid fast. His speed is > 75 WPM.

Do you want to know the rules for Typing?

Do you really want to improve your typing skill?

Here is the 3 web site links for you. Go and Enjoy.

Convert .ppt to .swf in Single Click

Free PowerPoint to Flash converter creates web-friendly Flash movies from your PowerPoint content keeping its visual parameters and animation effects during conversion.

iSpring Free works within PowerPoint, transforming it into a fast and easy Flash authoring tool.

Just click Quick Publish and iSpring will generate a Flash movie from your PowerPoint presentation in just a few seconds.

Special Features :

Easily distributable in Flash format which is used everywhere and is optimized for the web.
Highly compatible regardless of viewers' platforms and browsers.

Accessible to the worldwide audience on the free SlideBoom online portal.

Rapidly viewed as streaming Flash starts playback as soon as the first slide is loaded.
Secure as .swf files are not easily pirated, accessed or changed.

Link is here:

Want to Take Backup All your data in your PC?

Are you using Windows XP / Vista / Linux as your current Operating System?

Are you planning to do work with Windows 7 RC?

Do you want to take backup all your important data in your computer?

Here is the best DVD burner application for you.

ImgBurn is the freeware used to Burn DVD / CD.

You can create IMAGE disks using it.

You can write Audio / video / data using it.

It is very very fast. It is absolutely free.

It is just 2MB size.

Here is the website link to download ImgBurn :

104 Yrs Old Twitterer : Ivy Bean

Ivy Bean is the Oldest Twitterer in the world. Her age is 104. She Likes to do participating in social networks like Facebook.

On May 15, 2009 She joined in Twitter. She posted 9 posts on that day. 14,000+ Persons are following her in Twitter. She is enjoying with Twitter to avoid loneliness.

Do you want to look her Twitter Page :

How to Install Fonts in Windows XP, Vista, Se7en?

Installing TTF and OTF fonts in Windows XP, Vista, 7...

1. From the 'Start' menu select 'Control Panel.'

2. Select the 'Appearance and Themes' category.

3. Select 'Fonts' from the 'See Also' panel at the left of this screen.

4. In the Fonts window, select the File menu, and choose 'Install New Font.'

5. Navigate to the folder that contains the fonts you want to install.

6. Select the fonts you want to install.

To select more than one font to add, press and hold down the CTRL key, then click the fonts you want.

7. Press the 'OK' button to install the fonts.

Note: Do you want to download Free Fonts : Please visit :

How can I cut Large Video Files into small files?

Do you have many too large video files?
Do you want cut these video files into small files?
Do you want shrink your big video and trim blank content in the
begin and end of video?
Do you want to chop and convert one video clip from a large video file?

Here is the solution.

Free Video Cutter is a free video utility to help you to cut and split your video files into small size you can use it as a "video cutter", "video splitter" or "video clipper".

Program can work with most video formats, such as MPEG 1/2, MPEG4, DivX, Xvid, AVI, WMV, Quicktime MOV, Flash video and more, the output video can have a good video quality.

No need any professional IT stills, No need any knowledge about all kinds of video formats, it is so easy to use.

Without any adware or spyware, this simple software is 100% clean and secure, and completely free for you.

Want to Download It - Please click here to get it

Announcement from HR

[ A circular was found in one of the office notice boards ]

Dear STAFF ,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ____
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SUNDAYs.

a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.
a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll
will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to
pay your salary.

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted
from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary.
- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have you brought the grocery?

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.

Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found ...

Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters ...

Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.

Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.

Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: Torch is okay"

Clever Lady won the Argument

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Clever Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Clever Lady: Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Clever Lady: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

Clever Lady: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Clever Lady: I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: Why not?

Clever Lady: I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: Stole it?

Clever Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop: You what!?

Clever Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk

if you want to see

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his

car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle

the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car,

clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Clever Lady: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen

this car and murdered the owner.

Clever Lady: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,


The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an

empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Clever Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch

purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as

I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license,

that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Clever Lady: Bet the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.

Free Video Editors for Linux

Hi Friends,

If you are always using Windows OS, Please be aware about Linux. Don't hesitate to use it. It is amazing and super good OS than Windows.

You people (Windows People) are using Windows Movie Maker for Video Editing purpose. It is built in with Windows.

VirtualDub is 100% freeware application to do Video Editing for Windows.

Like that We have more Freeware applications to do Video Editing in Linux.

These applications are 100% freeware and Open Source too.

1. Avidemux
[Avialbale for Windows Too.]

2. Cinelerra

3. FFmpeg

4. Jashaka

5. Kino

6. LiVES Video Editor

7) KDEnlive

One More Funny Program in C and Java

First One: It is in C Language

/* c- program to propose a girl*/
#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute beautiful_lady


goto college;

if(lady ==Cute)
while( !reply )

printf(?I Love U?);



if(reply == ?GAALI?)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == ?SANDAL ?)

else if(reply == ?I Love U?)
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));

goto restaurant;

pay->money = lover->money;

goto cinema;



if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time ==9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill;

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
goto home;

goto sleep;

reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);


if(phone->voice == (lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
else if(phone->voice == lover->voice)
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
goto sleep;


Second One : It is in Java

public class Project
public static void main(String args[])
int a;
string b;
b = "Zero";
b = "Non-Zero";

The Same Program is written again here.

One More : What a funny C++ and Java Code - Must see

Thanks to : msaonline

Browsers for Linux - with downloading Links

We are using IE, Chrome, Firefox in Windows Operation System for browsing purpose.

IE is the default browser in Windows. Firefox is the default browser in Linux.

Firefox is more friendly, beautiful browser which has lots of Add Ons.

Here I am listing 12 different browsers for Linux.

1. Flock

2. SwiftFox

3. Swiftweasel

4. SeaMonkey

5. Konqueror

6. Midori

7. Epiphany

8. Kazehakase

9. Opera

10. Arora

11. Amaya

12. Lynx

How to Disable UAC - User Account Control in Windows Vista?

Here is the step by step procedure to disable UAC (User Account Control) in Windows Vista.

1) Click Start, type MSCONFIG and press Enter
2) Select the Tools tab
3) Scroll down the listing and select Disable UAC
4) Click the Launch button located at the bottom

What is UAC in Vista?

User Account Control (UAC) feature was introduced to reduce the exposure and attack surface of the operating system by requiring that all users run in standard user mode.

This limitation minimizes the ability for users to make changes that could destabilize their computers or inadvertently expose the network to viruses through undetected malware that has infected their computer.

Note: By disabling UAC, your system becomes vulnerable to attack.

Open source Alternatives to Visual Studio 2005


#develop (short for SharpDevelop) is a free IDE for C# and Visual Basic.NET projects on Microsoft's .NET platform. Features code completion, forms designer, syntax highlighting, code bookmarks and much more.


Code::Blocks is an C++ IDE which makes it easy for experienced as well as new developers to create applications. Application made with Code::Blocks and based on wxWidgets - are portable between Linux and Windows (re-compile is of course necessary). Code::Blocks can be configured to work with a number of both commercial and open source C++ compilers making it easy to get started and to build the best executable code. It also integrates with Gnu Debugger (GDB) for on-screen real-time debugging. Standard IDE features such as syntax highligthing, code folding are supported together with a tabbed interface. Furthermore Code::Blocks' functionality can be extended by plug-ins - if you have a special requirement you can even develop a new plug-in yourself and make it available to the rest of the world.


MonoDevelop is an open source free Gnome integrated development environment (IDE) for C#. Eventhough MonoDevelop has a short history it has some of the same features you would find in any professionel IDE. The features include GTK# GUI designer, all built-in documentation you could wish for, code completion and more.

How to download online music from imeem, lastfm etc

We are always listening Music / songs from MySpace, Imeem, Last.FM, Pandora, eSnips, Mog, iJigg, and much more sites.

Is there any easy way to download music from these sites?
How can to download online music from imeem, lastfm?

Here is the solution to do it. Please feel free to download Free Music Zilla and install it in your computer.

Special Features:

a) No Limitations

b) Supports IE, Firefox, Opera, Maxthlon, Avant browsers

c) You can download MP3 from MySpace, Imeem, Last.FM, Pandora, eSnips, Mog, iJigg,

d) 100% freeware utility. No risk against Spyware, Adware,Viruses.

e) Very very light weight - It occupies just 6 MB.

Keyboard Tweaker - Hotkeys manager

Keyboard Tweaker is a Hotkeys manager. It transform a normal keyboard with 101/102 keys into a multimedia keyboard using the hotkeys. The program sets some combinations to the keyboard keys for a function.

For example Ctrl+Alt+A may run one of the functions:
--- Speaker Volume Up
--- Speaker Volume Down
--- Speaker Mute
--- calculator, paint, solitaire, notepad or any other executable located on the hard drive
--- any kind of file with the associated program (like ---.jpg)
--- e-mails
--- URLs (like
--- local paths (like C:\)
--- network paths (like \\Computer)
--- Hide/Show the application

More Features:

--- icon attachment for every keys combination
--- lovely graphic interface
--- graphic detail configuration
--- skinable interface
--- easy configuration
--- support for Windows 2k/XP opacity (alpha blend)
--- registry configuration
--- minimize to System tray
--- master speaker volume adjustment
--- volume step configuration

Platform: Windows 9x, Me, 2k, XP, Vista;

For More>>>

Funny Credit Card Joke

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".

I worked with an individual who plugged the power strip back into itself and for his life couldn't figure why the computer would not turn on.

1st Person: "Do you know anything about this faxmachine?"
2nd Person: "A little. What's wrong?"

1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a coversheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"

1st Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.

"Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy which she handed to me with the car keys.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the's a long walk."

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now.."
Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.

One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," she told him.

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory named "i386." He started to type it and paused, asking me "Where's the key for that line thing?"

I asked what he was talking about.
He said, "You know, that one that looks like an upsidedown exclamation mark."
I replied, "You mean the letter "i"?"
He said, "Yeah, that's it!"

Patient to Doctor: I have a strange ailment. When I drink tea, my eyes do not pain. But while drinking coffee my right eye pains severely.
Doctor: You fool! Remove the spoon from the coffee cup!

Sardar Again - Jokes for Smile

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'Pass the custard you bastard'.

Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'
Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'
Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

Kon banega crorpathy

Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..

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Interactive Health Tutorials

An excellent site which could be very useful to every one of us. Please save this for future reference as well.

The tutorials listed below are interactive health education resources from the Patient Education Institute. Using animated graphics each tutorial explains a procedure or condition in easy-to-read language. You can also listen to the tutorial.

NOTE: These tutorials require a special Flash plug-in, version 6 or above. If you do not have Flash, you will be prompted to obtain a free download of the software before you start the tutorial.

Diseases and Conditions
Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm
Allergies to Dust Mites
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS)
Atrial Fibrillation
Avian Influenza
Back Pain - How to Prevent
Bell's Palsy
Brain Cancer
Breast Cancer
Cerebral Palsy
Cold Sores (Herpes)
Colon Cancer
Congestive Heart Failure
COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease)
Crohn's Disease
Cystic Fibrosis
Diabetes - Eye Complications
Diabetes - Foot Care
Diabetes - Introduction
Diabetes - Meal Planning
Epstein Barr (Mononucleosis)
Erectile Dysfunction
Flashes and Floaters
Fractures and Sprains
Ganglion Cysts
Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease (GERD)
Hearing Loss
Heart Attack
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Hypertension (High Blood Pressure)
Incisional Hernia
Inguinal Hernia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Kidney Failure
Kidney Stones
Low Testosterone
Lung Cancer
Lyme Disease
Macular Degeneration
Migraine Headache
Mitral Valve Prolapse
Multiple Myeloma
Multiple Sclerosis
Myasthenia Gravis
Otitis Media
Ovarian Cancer
Ovarian Cysts
Parkinson's Disease
Prostate Cancer - What is it?
Retinal Tear and Detachment
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Rotator Cuff Injuries
Seizures and Epilepsy
Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Skin Cancer
Sleep Disorders
Spinal Cord Injury
Temporomandibular Joint Disorders (TMJ)
Tennis Elbow
Trigeminal Neuralgia
Ulcerative Colitis
Umbilical Hernia
Uterine Fibroids
Varicose Veins
Tests and Diagnostic Procedures
Barium Enema
Bone Densitometry
Breast Lumps - Biopsy
Coronary Angiogram and Angioplasty
CT Scan (CAT Scan)
Cystoscopy - Female
Cystoscopy - Male
Echocardiography Stress Test
IVP (Intra Venous Pyelogram)
Knee Arthroscopy
Newborn Screening
Pap Smear
Shoulder Arthroscopy
Upper GI Endoscopy
Surgery and Treatment Procedures
Aorto-Bifemoral Bypass
Cardiac Rehabilitation
Carotid Endarterectomy
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Cholecystectomy - Open Laparoscopic (Gallbladder Removal Surgery)
Clinical Trials
Colon Cancer Surgery
Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (CABG)
Dilation and Curettage (D & C)
General Anesthesia
Heart Valve Replacement
Hemorrhoid Surgery
Hip Replacement
Hip Replacement - Physical Therapy
Knee Replacement
Massage Therapy
Neurosurgery - What is it?
Open Heart Surgery - What to Expect?
Preparing for Surgery
Prostate Cancer - Radiation Therapy
Shoulder Replacement
Sinus Surgery
Stroke Rehabilitation
Thyroid Surgery
Tonsillectomy and Adenoidectomy
TURP (Prostate Surgery)
Vaginal Birth
Prevention and Wellness
Back Exercises
Coumadin - Introduction
Exercising for a Healthy Heart
Managing Cholesterol
Preventing Strokes
Smoking - The Facts

How to improve your memory?

5 simple tips Scott Bornstein, founder of Bornstein Knowledge Management Systems and a leading international lecturer in the field of memory training, highlights 5 simple memory enhancement tips.

Believe in yourself Don't let negative expectations defeat you.

If you expect to fail, you won't even try. If you find yourself thinking, "I can't remember names," substitute "I may forget some names, but after the Views from the Top conference I will always do better."

Focus your attention on what you really want to remember No one can remember everything. So put effort and energy into those areas that are most important to you. Much of what is called forgetting is a lack of attention. Before you blame your memory, ask yourself if you were really paying attention.

Relax Tension interferes with the memory process; relaxing often lets the memory come to the surface. When you feel anxious about the possibility of forgetting, you may become preoccupied with the anxiety and unable to concentrate on recalling the needed information. The solution is to take a deep breath and relax; often the information will come to you.

Give yourself plenty of time People of all ages forget more frequently when they are rushing. In general, if you have enough time to think about what you need to accomplish, you are less likely to forget something. You may also find that you need more time for learning new information and for recalling information from long-term memory.

Give yourself a little additional time and see if it helps in encoding and retrieving information.
Be organized The old saying, "A place for everything, and everything in its place" is good advice for memory improvement. Make a decision to improve your organizational skills in whatever ways are important to you. If you routinely put your keys, glasses, purse, and bills in the same place, you will not waste time searching for them.

A-Z about Successful Married life

Tips for Successful Married Life…!

A bsolutely adore each other.
B e best friends.
C ompromise.
D iscover new things together.
E ncourage each other.
F orgive and forget.
G aze into each others eyes.
H old hands and hug a lot.
I nspire and intrigue each other.
J oke and laugh and have fun.
K iss Kiss Kiss.
L ove with all your hearts.
M arvel at each other's talents.
N uture each other's soul.
O vercome problem together.
P lay games.
Q uiet each other's fears.
R emember the little things.
S ay "I love you" everyday.
T ake time for tenderness.
U nderstand and care deeply.
V alue everything you share.
W ish on stars together.
X -press your true feelings.
Y earn for each other's touch.
Z zzzz in each other's arm.