Clever Lady won the Argument

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Clever Lady: Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Clever Lady: Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Clever Lady: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

Clever Lady: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Clever Lady: I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: Why not?

Clever Lady: I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: Stole it?

Clever Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop: You what!?

Clever Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk

if you want to see

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his

car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle

the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car,

clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Clever Lady: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen

this car and murdered the owner.

Clever Lady: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,


The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an

empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Clever Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch

purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as

I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license,

that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Clever Lady: Bet the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.